I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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