it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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