If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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