I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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