try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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