i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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