I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I skipped work to stalk him.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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