But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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