I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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