We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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