Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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