HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She said her name was "party"
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
