It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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