I hate all girls vehemently.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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