my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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