Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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