She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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