last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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