we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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