and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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