Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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