wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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