she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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