i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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