I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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