Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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