I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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