those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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