The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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