I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
so that wasnt chicken after all
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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