I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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