I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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