Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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