Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
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Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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