In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You ruined the universe
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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