Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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