Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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