How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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