so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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