After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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