So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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