it glows. i had to have it.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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