I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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