The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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