That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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