My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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