Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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