I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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