it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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