it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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