Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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