Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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