Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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