make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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