I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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