Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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