he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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