He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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