Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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