why didn't you poke me back
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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