If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
We need to rekindle our bromance
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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