Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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