Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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